Robert Barton

Robert Barton of Hurlingham: That great pontificator, Winnie the Pooh, once opined with considerable depth: “Sometimes I sit and think. Other times I just sit.” Well, Rob’s deep thinking occurs mainly when he’s pounding the roads, and it inspires him to pen a a torrent of wonderful words on all things vinous in the fashion of a tiptop copyrighter or poet.

He arrives at the office and sits in his allotted chair and grunts. We think that grunting is rather good, and that being ‘gruntled‘ is definitely better for body and mind.

Young Rosamund really likes him and says he is an accomplished cook.